- You’re giving handies for meat pies.
- You have a Commerce degree.
- You’ve got a kid already.
- You’re a caveman fluffer.
- When pill-popping is a morning ritual, not pre-club prepping.
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I THINK YOU’RE ALL WANKERS
… u’re dead.
fuck the world before it fucks you…..
You took out that student loan, only to find out that the government can and does change the rules of the contract when ever it wants to, and that unless you become a vegtable, win the big lottery or die, that you will be a debt slave for the rest of your life.
ive fucked my life up totally right now and im like only 14.
can anyone give me advice?
im really struggling and i need help :/
… you found out that your girlfriend already fucked up someone…. life’s a bitch sometimes…
…you’ve chopped your penis off.
you chopped ur penis off
u re strggling between working volunteer- get preference & joing uni clubs 2 make up ur CV & doing part time job to pay a small part of tution fee & finding time 4 study & doing sport v.v.- too hard 2 international stu
When your father fucking wastes all your student course-related costs money($1000) and then when you really need some money for books, he just walks around like he doesn’t give a shit….and now ur gonna fail the first year because you had faith in the people who bought you up to give a damn, then to realise that they’ve fucked up your life since the beginning…Fathers dont get shit…they should do the world a favour and kill themselves and the leave the future to the new generation that are clearly more smarter than those fucking ancestors who screwed everything up(ie.wars, economy, environment,etc)
FUCK THE GOVT, FUCK THE HATERS, FUCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!