1. Aziz Ansari
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Mos Def
4. The Arcade Fire
5. White people are afraid that voting McCain will mean
they are racist.
Top 5 Official Obama Supporters
1. Chingy
2. Brendan Fraser
3. Stephen King
4. Samuel L Jackson, motherfucker
5. M. Night Shyamalan
By J. Robert Finneman, Attorney at Law
Top five ways to make lectures more exciting:
by THEATRON
1. Origami.
2. Snake II
3. Trying to understand the Maori in the Te Ao Marama
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4. Light Sabre battles
5. Laughing way too loud when your lecturer makes
remotely sexual remarks.
Top five new(ish) technologies:
by THEATRON
1. iPhones & iPods
2. Torrent software
3. Transformers
4. Light Sabres
5. Those robots who kill everyone in I, Robot.
Top 5 reasons why someone other than me should stab
THEATRON in the face:
by -gem-
1. I have better things to do with my life
2. You’ll be famous
3. You’ll be fucking famous
4. He’s not worthy of my sweet new blade
5. Saves me the effort
Top 5 things PMS really stands for:
by Renee
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Plainly, Men Suck
5. Potential Murder Suspect
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Top 5 reasons China will dominate in the medals:
1. Fear of firing squad after other countries go home
2. Other countries fear of Yao Ming
3. Gold= safe return of families
4. Chinese in collaboration with Peter Jackson/ WETA studios can manipulate the mind.
5. Yao Ming bitch
Yao Ming? Dude I so pwned that bitch
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1. procrastination
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