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July 12, 2010

Candy Badger is Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Here is some hollandaise. Here is a picture of me. Now imagine me swimming in the hollandaise. Hawt. Candy I need your help. My Dad is liek totes over protective. […]

May 31, 2010

Candy Badger is Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Dear Campy Fadger,  I have accidentally entered into a long term same-sex relationship. Now, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against queer people (except my penis it seems), I […]

May 24, 2010

Candy Badger is Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Dearest Candy, How do you write an awesome hate letter? Love, The invisible Unicorn. Dear Uni, Generally I like to begin writing hate letters by choosing a pencil. An HB […]

May 17, 2010

Candy Badger is Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. How much cans can candy badger bag if candy badger did bag cans? Dear person who didn’t even say hi or bye, I’ve been waiting for someone to ask this […]

May 3, 2010

Dear randy vadger, I have a very high sex drive. My boyfriend likes to have sex about five times a week. personally, its not enough. I would rather ten times a week. I  wanna fuck (make love) till it hurts. I just bought it up with him (he’s gone down stairs to think) and he’s […]

April 26, 2010

Meet Candy Badger, Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. In recent days, I’ve become very popular with spammers. It’s probably because my email address is on Twitter (follow me @candybadger!) and because of the Sugar Daddy websites I’ve signed […]

March 29, 2010

Meet Candy Badger, Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Dear Candy Badger, I have a longstanding crush on a really cute girl who works in the same office as me. We get on swell and I would totally ask […]

March 22, 2010

Meet Candy Badger, Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. We begin this week with a thank you letter from someone who wrote in a few weeks ago, asking for advice about doing their flatmate: Ms Badger   I wanted […]

March 15, 2010

Meet Candy Badger, Salient’s resident advice guru. If you need any help with relationships, flatting, university or anything else, drop her a line at candy.b.badger@gmail.com. Candy, What would you do if your son was at home, crying out loud on the bedroom floor, ‘Cos he’s hungry, and the only way to feed him is to, […]

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