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Tag: Bran-Power

October 9, 2006

Ever wonder how rigorous the Dominion Post are about investigating their stories? Did you notice how the Dom had a really weird George W story on the front page last Tuesday? Since when does the Dom put World News on the front page?

September 25, 2006

The other day, Branpower received a call. It’s not meant to happen the other way around, and suddenly Branpower was put on the spot. So, obviously this conversation is not going to be entirely accurate as there was no recording ability – so I can’t remember the names. I was also drunk. (Thanks must go […]

September 18, 2006

Branpower doesn’t usually like petty revenge, but if he gets treated badly he will fight back. Ordinarily I would say nothing, but other people have mentioned this to me. Branpower had the worst dining experience at Tulsi with a sleazy waiter who pawned tonnes of food onto the table without us really knowing what was […]

August 7, 2006

Prostitutes get a bad rap. Policemen can’t be them, university students can’t be them, nor can fifteen-year old girls. But what I’m sure everybody is wondering, is whether they can get income protection insurance.

July 31, 2006

Sometimes I feel sorry for the person on the other end of the line. So sorry to poor C—-, who had to deal with this. But nevertheless, Bran-Power will continue being a bastard.

July 24, 2006

I’VE BEEN watching All Black games for some time and thought it was strange how Maori and whiteys do the haka together. From my understanding of New Zealand history (which they don’t really teach in most high schools where there are predominantly white people) Maori and whiteys fought in wars against each other. What about […]

July 17, 2006

Bran-Power jumps on the no fees bandwagon. Please note though that luckily Nick Kelly is not involved.

April 3, 2006

Now I am a socially conscious person. I buy my eggs free-range because I abhor the conditions that create them. It’s only fair – we are taking away their offspring. But what about Easter eggs? Seemed like a good time for Bran-Power to ring Cadbury to find out.

March 20, 2006

Diets One day I noticed a small pouch of fat where there wasn’t one before in my stomach. I’m now on the slippery slope towards obesity and phallic invisibility.

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