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Tag: headlines that weren’t

April 8, 2013

ConFUSeD Man SetS CoCK BaCK one HOUr; PreMATUreLY eJACULATeS. CHIHUAHUA STOLeN: “IT’S A DOGGONe MeSS,” SAY POLICe. POLICeMAN’S PHONe DeAD, CHArGeD WITH BATTerY. StUDent taKeS BreaK FroM looKinG For SelF on VUW CUPiD; StalKS otHerS “too See iF tHey’re Hot”. DerIVATIVe MAGIC TrICK “JUST AN ALLUSION”.

March 5, 2013

Sky City not actually city in the sky, auditor general report shows. Rebecca Black teams up with Joseph Kony in desperate bid for relevancy. “It’s too hot”: Second fine spell dissapoints Wellington residents. Academy Awards Gossip and Rumour rife in Syria as Oscars approach. A Bold New World: Wellingtonian tweets about both weather and coffee. Ratings surge for menu screen as viewers turn off seven sharp: “More substance” viewers say. […]

March 4, 2013

Hipster rolls up pants so far they become sleeves John Key splits with Bronagh; blames 9 years of Labour’s economic mismanagement Man buys Ferrari: “It’s definitely not ‘cause I have a small dick” Middle-class Wellingtonian starts centre-left political blog “They have to know”: Man walks length of country in quest to share opinion on Gareth […]

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