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Tag: Historical Fight Club

September 12, 2008

Winston Peters Peters, the parliamentary pugilist, is known for his powerful punches packed with pure poisonous persiflage precision. Peters is at an advantage here, as he is packing a few more weapons than Mr. Glenn. Firstly, he has his smile: lethal to pensioners at 100 paces. Secondly, in his right hand he carries the +9 […]

July 7, 2008

Che! “To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary. These procedures are an archaic bourgeois detail. This is a revolution! And a revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate.”

May 26, 2008

Madeleine Albright Madeleine Albright is the most fucking frightening woman ever to have the nuclear launch codes, which she stole while then-President Clinton was ‘preoccupied’. Her weapon of choice is the flamethrower. She speaks six different languages and is said to have threatened to extricate Ariel Sharon’s balls from his sack using a hunting knife […]

May 19, 2008

Peter Fraser Pistols at dawn? Rapiers at high noon? No, not for Peter Fraser. His weapon of choice is the mace, the Parliamentary Mace that is. 1.3 metres of sterling silver gilt with 18-carat gold makes for a pretty classy weapon. Brandishing this ultimate symbol of Parliamentary sovereignty, Fraser harks back to his Scottish ancestry […]

May 12, 2008

Pope Innocent X: Daaaaaamn Boi! There’s nothing innocent about the 237th supreme pontiff. Ruling with an iron fist, he was feared for his political prowess and the power he wielded frequently and without remorse. The great-greatgreat- grandson of Pope Alexander VI, a pope who lacked Innocent’s mastery of the law but from whom he clearly […]

May 5, 2008

Cecil John Rhodes may have represented a dead end in the evolution of political philosophy, but in a fight with a man who represents a dead end in the evolution of the higher apes, this shouldn’t be seen as a problem. Rhodes is a lock for the fight with Mugabe, even from beyond the grave.

May 5, 2008

Sometimes it’s easy to lose sight of why we study at university, but in Robert Mugabe – President of Zimbabwe, Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath and holder of eight degrees (one from the University of Fort Hare, two from the University of South Africa, three from the University of London, and a […]

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