Viewport width =
September 15, 2008 | by  | in Opinion | [ssba]

Top Five reasons snapper is evil By Meghan and Rene

1. You have to pay to activate it
2. You have to pay to “feed” it
3. No pin number means someone else can steal and use it easily
4. I don’t want a microchip in my arm!
5. Why is God controlling our buses?

Top 5 children’s books you will never see By Jaron

1. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
2. You Are Different and That’s Bad
3. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
4. Strangers Have the Best Lollies
5. Dad’s New Wife Timothy

Top 5 reasons one of my shoes is dirty and the other isn’t: By Michael

1. Its a left-wing conspiracy
3. Its Pat Walsh’s fault
4. Someone shat on it
5. String theory


About the Author ()

Salient is a magazine. Salient is a website. Salient is an institution founded in 1938 to cater to the whim and fancy of students of Victoria University. We are partly funded by VUWSA and partly by gold bullion that was discovered under a pile of old Salients from the 40's. Salient welcomes your participation in debate on all the issues that we present to you, and if you're a student of Victoria University then you're more than welcome to drop in and have tea and scones with the contributors of this little rag in our little hideaway that overlooks Wellington.

Comments (1)

Trackback URL / Comments RSS Feed

  1. Galapogas says:

    What the Hell Jaron you asshole! That list has been circling the internet since before the internet.

Recent posts

  1. VUW Halls Hiking Fees By 50–80% Next Year
  2. The Stats on Gender Disparities at VUW
  3. Issue 25 – Legacy
  4. Canta Wins Bid for Editorial Independence
  5. RA Speaks Out About Victoria University Hall Death
  6. VUW Hall Death: What We Know So Far
  8. New Normal
  9. Come In, The Door’s Open.
  10. Love in the Time of Face Tattoos

Editor's Pick

Uncomfortable places: skin.

:   Where are you from?  My list was always ready: England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, puppy dogs’ tails, a little Spanish, maybe German, and—almost as an afterthought—half Samoan. An unwanted fraction.   But you don’t seem like a Samoan. I thought you were [inser

Do you know how to read? Sign up to our Newsletter!

* indicates required