Salutations! We are Aubergine and Celeste, two pals who read the horoscopes in That’s Life a bit, and own at least 20 crystals, so are fully qualified to predict your future. Future weeks will include horoscopes, but this first column introduces you to our friends.
~*~ MEET YOUR PLANETS! ~*~
Inner planets affect your day-to-day life:
Sun: Personality
Moon: Mood and emotion
Mercury: Communication
Venus: Love and frisky times
Mars: Energy
Outer planets affect wider life trends:
Jupiter: Luck and wisdom
Saturn: Discipline and challenge
Neptune: Change and originality
Uranus: Dreams and healing
Pluto: Power and transformation
~*~ MEET YOUR STAR SIGN! ~*~
Aries: March 21–April 19
Ruled by Mars
Lucky stuff: red, Tuesday
You are enthusiastic and passionate, but this often manifests itself through impulsive and self-centered actions.
Taurus: April 20–May 20
Ruled by Venus
Lucky stuff: green, pink, Friday, Monday
You are devoted to all you do, and approach life with a practical, head-strong, and stubborn attitude.
Gemini: May 21–June 20
Ruled by Mercury
Lucky stuff: light green, yellow, Wednesday
No denying that Geminis have a reputation for being two-faced bitches, but they are also social and adaptable friends.
Cancer: June 21–July 22
Ruled by Moon
Lucky stuff: white, Thursday
Your tenacity and loyalty make you a persuasive person, but also a suspicious one.
Leo: July 23–August 22
Ruled by Sun
Lucky stuff: gold, Sunday
Leo, you are A LOT to deal with, but your passionate nature nearly makes up for the fact you are stubborn and self-centered. Nearly. (A Leo definitely didn’t recently dump me).
Virgo: Aug 23-Sep 22
Ruled by Mercury
Lucky stuff: green, Monday
No one is as witty and analytical as a Virgo, but this can lead to you being easily overwhelmed and self-destructive.
Libra: Sep 23-Oct 22
Ruled by Venus
Lucky stuff: blue, Sunday
Ruled by Venus, the planet of <3, everyone loves you even though you are melodramatic and a lil’ spoilt.
Scorpio: Oct 23-Nov 21
Ruled by Pluto
Lucky stuff: red, Tuesday
Scorpio, you put passion into everything you do, whether this be your bravery, possessive nature or revenge plans.
Sagittarius: Nov 22-Dec 21
Ruled by Jupiter
Lucky stuff: light blue, Wednesday
You are an honest and optimistic friend, but your honesty can be interpreted as arrogance.
Capricorn: Dec 22-Jan 21
Ruled by Saturn
Lucky stuff: black, Friday
Your devoted and fearless nature is unforgiving when this devotion is not reciprocated.
Aquarius: Jan 22- Feb 19
Ruled by Uranus ;)
Lucky stuff: electric blue, Thursday
Aquarians are great at communication, but this need for communication often comes off as desperate.
Pisces: Feb 19-Mar 20
Ruled by Neptune
Lucky stuff: aqua, Tuesday
You are a romantic and imaginative angel, with a tendency to be self-pitying and clingy.
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