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AuthorElliot Stevenson

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October 12, 2009

Scientists say we’re screeeewed An incident involving a Victoria Student and a microwave signifies the end of time and space, says Mad Scientist Neo Cortex. Victoria Student, Elmo Stevenoski, attempted to cook his two minute noodles via microwave, assuming it would be faster than the traditional boil-in-pot-method. It is widely believed that the noodle cake […]

September 7, 2009

Plans to keep him in lab underground Victoria PhD student Jack Watt has taken top honours at this year’s MacDiarmid Young Scientists of the Year awards in Auckland. The 27-year-old was named Young Scientist of the Year for his research into the removal of toxic pollutants from vehicle emissions. Victoria University Vice-Chancellor, Professor Pat Walsh, […]

August 10, 2009

Tobias Funke misinterprets “adult class,” is arrested A turnout of 200 people in a march against night-class funding cuts last Tuesday was described as “pleasing” by members of the adult education community. Braving rain and cold, protestors chanted “They say cut backs, we say fight back” on a march which left Wellington High School en-route […]

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